Why So Loud?

It’s become fairly obvious that the volume with which news is delivered directly correlates to how thoroughly it is enjoyed by viewers.  Why else would a godless mutant like Bill O’Reilly be watched in so many households?  His broad, consistently offensive generalizations of minorities?  His hyper-aggressive, borderline psychotic style as an interviewer?  No.  It can only be the fact that his stupidly loud voice nearly punches you in face every night from across the room.  There is simply no other explanation.

Hence this site.  Abundant political commentary and some news replete with obnoxious snark and witless sarcasm and DELIVERED IN ALL CAPS!*  Because that is the very loudest way that it can be typed.

*Figuratively of course, because everyone hates people who type in all caps.